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Born : 1980
Haven't Died Yet
I spend my life in one of three thirds; as an unemployed layabout in London, an impoverished yet thirsty student in Hull, and as an incorrigible yet rather sexy vagabond in certain areas of the south of France. One of these is a lie. And, yes, it's the most interesting one.



"Work? I don't work for anyone, I'm just having fun."
"I'm hanging on your words, living on your breath, feeling with your skin... will I always be here?"
"Ridicule is nothing to be scared of...."
"Let me be different from you, find happiness in other places."
"You strut your rasta wear, and a suicide poem, and a cross from a faith that died before Jesus came."
"Sometimes I feel the things you find important, I don't care."
"No man who works for a living is free... but I'm available."
"If you really want something in life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers..."
"Catch the train to London, calling at Rejection, Depression, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway."
"We're about as similar as two completely dissimilar things in a pod."
"Just go forward in all your beliefs... and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine."
"Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!"

CHILD of the 80s
by Spray

I can walk, I can talk, and dispense ridicule
And I understand irony better than you
Kitsch and chic - retro clique - I make lists in my sleep
Now my time has arrived - it's already archived!
Sequential retrospectives in the nation's collective
We're blinded to the folly of our past misdirectives
Watching revivals and mid-life crises dodging from the fallout of nostalgic reprisals
Suddenly everybody rates me because I'm a child of the 80s

Decadence to the sound of a Fairlight on heat
Getting loaded on spacedust and Rene Magritte
Aquaducts on the moon
Reading books just to prove that our time had arrived - the time of our lives!
It was silicon carnage once the decade had started
From the disaffected masses - and the masses were artists
Meteor arclights lit the dancefloor by starlight
Driving through the Dresden underpasses at midnight

Suddenly everybody rates me because I'm a child of the 80s

We're living in the 80s

Safety Dance
By Men Without Hats

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
Danc¨¦e!

We can go when we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise 'em with the victory cry
Say, we can act if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody takin' the cha-a-a-ance

Safety dance
Is it safe to dance
Is it safe to dance

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

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Suitable for 12 years or older, but under 18s must be with an adult. This is virtually identical to the 12 certificate, in that we'll have some adult-themed storylines, but no real meat or detail. No scary bits, but some language and maybe a bit of skin.

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